A**holes
Got an email from a friend. It's titled "Classic Story". Thought it's some old grandma's story. Opened it and read through, and almost ended up in the mental hospital (my mum thought I had gone mad).
Well, here's what I got:
P/S: Some of you might have read this. Read the second time for another good round of laugh then.
Ahmad died in a fire and his body was so badly burnt that the morgue needed someone to identify the body. They called up his two best friends, Ah Beng and Muthu.
Ah Beng went in first and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Ah Beng said, "Wah, he's very barbecued like 'char siu' (roasted pork). Please roll him over, and I will tell you whether if he's my friend Ahmad or not."
The mortician rolled the body over and Ah Beng looked at his ass and immediately said, "No lah, that isn't Ahmad."
The mortician was puzzled but didn't say anything. He then went and got Muthu to inspect the body. Muthu looked closely and said,"Yes, it is true he's burnt very badly, but roll him over and I'll see if he's my friend Ahmad."
Again the mortician rolled the body over and Muthu looked down at the ass and said, "Oh thank goodness,this is not Ahmad!!"
The mortician was extremely puzzled, and unable to stand it any longer he asked, "Okay, you have to tell me now - how can you and Ah Beng tell whether it is Ahmad just by looking at the ass?"
Muthu replied, "It's simple really. Well you see, Ahmad had two assholes!"
"What?!" the mortician said with disbelief, "He had two assholes?!"
"Oh yes! Everyone in Penang Road knows this because everytime the three of us go out, people always say,"Here comes Ahmad with the two assholes."
Ah Beng went in first and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Ah Beng said, "Wah, he's very barbecued like 'char siu' (roasted pork). Please roll him over, and I will tell you whether if he's my friend Ahmad or not."
The mortician rolled the body over and Ah Beng looked at his ass and immediately said, "No lah, that isn't Ahmad."
The mortician was puzzled but didn't say anything. He then went and got Muthu to inspect the body. Muthu looked closely and said,"Yes, it is true he's burnt very badly, but roll him over and I'll see if he's my friend Ahmad."
Again the mortician rolled the body over and Muthu looked down at the ass and said, "Oh thank goodness,this is not Ahmad!!"
The mortician was extremely puzzled, and unable to stand it any longer he asked, "Okay, you have to tell me now - how can you and Ah Beng tell whether it is Ahmad just by looking at the ass?"
Muthu replied, "It's simple really. Well you see, Ahmad had two assholes!"
"What?!" the mortician said with disbelief, "He had two assholes?!"
"Oh yes! Everyone in Penang Road knows this because everytime the three of us go out, people always say,"Here comes Ahmad with the two assholes."
