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Tuesday, January 11, 2005 

Murphy's Love Laws

Here's another law of Murphy which I like very much - Murphy's Love Laws.

1. All the good ones are taken.

2. If the person isn't taken, there's a reason.

3. The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you.

4. Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant.

5. The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.

6. Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.

7. The best things in the world are free - and worth every penny of it.

8. Every kind action has a not-so-kind reaction.

9. Nice guys (girls) finish last.

10. If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.

11. Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else.

Amazed by the law again? Hehe. If you're attracted to this law as much as I do, head over to Murphy's Laws Site. Learn about the origin, as well as all the laws of Murphy.

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